YOU DIDN’T OFFEND ANYTHING. I ASSURE YOU, I COULD SAY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GO EVEN PINKER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. I WON’T, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HOLD A BASIC SENSE OF DECENCY AND PROPRIETY AND I KNOW THAT NOW ISN’T THE TIME FOR IT.
MAYBE TONIGHT.
Oh, is it for tonight you’ve planned our rendezvous?
I anticipate it eagerly. Though I feel it only fair to warn you that after years of verbal sparring with my brother, I suspect my ability to blush has been irreparably damaged.
I’m sure one of us can succeed in embarrassing the other, but I doubt it will be you.
MAYBE IT’S NOT EMBARRASSMENT I’M AFTER.
Oh my, Vamdas, was that innuendo? I wasn’t even aware you could be suggestive; I thought you preferred invasive commentary on other people’s relationships to making progress on your own.
HEY FUCK YOU. I JUST NEVER HAD ENOUGH OF A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE PROGRESS IN, EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? NO ONE’S EVER BEEN MUTUALLY INTERESTED.
WAIT, FUCK, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. GODDAMMIT.
