Oh, I think humans understand troll romance better than you suspect.
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Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend your delicate troll sensibilities?
I know how much more tender and easily-shocked your culture is as compared to ours.
YOU DIDN’T OFFEND ANYTHING. I ASSURE YOU, I COULD SAY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GO EVEN PINKER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. I WON’T, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HOLD A BASIC SENSE OF DECENCY AND PROPRIETY AND I KNOW THAT NOW ISN’T THE TIME FOR IT.
MAYBE TONIGHT.
Oh, is it for tonight you’ve planned our rendezvous?
I anticipate it eagerly. Though I feel it only fair to warn you that after years of verbal sparring with my brother, I suspect my ability to blush has been irreparably damaged.
I’m sure one of us can succeed in embarrassing the other, but I doubt it will be you.
MAYBE IT’S NOT EMBARRASSMENT I’M AFTER.
