November 2011
11 posts
NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING.
Yes, all has indeed been quiet on the Tumblr front of late. Are you feeling lonely, Karcat?
Did you, perhaps…
miss me?
YES.
OF COURSE I FUCKING DID, IDIOT.
How sweet! I admit that I too have found the days somewhat duller without our customary exchange of barbed repartée.
YOU’RE AN ANNOYING BITCH BUT YOU MAKE LIFE INTERESTING.
To momentarily stoop to your preferred level of communication:
<3<, you obnoxious fuck.
<3< BACK TO YOU. I KNEW YOU’D YIELD TO ME EVENTUALLY, YOU ALWAYS DO.
NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING.
Yes, all has indeed been quiet on the Tumblr front of late. Are you feeling lonely, Karcat?
Did you, perhaps…
miss me?
YES.
OF COURSE I FUCKING DID, IDIOT.
How sweet! I admit that I too have found the days somewhat duller without our customary exchange of barbed repartée.
YOU’RE AN ANNOYING BITCH BUT YOU MAKE LIFE INTERESTING.
NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING.
We CoUlD gEt OuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg paRtY oN aGaIn :O)
HONESTLY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYONE IN A REALLY LONG TIME. HELL, I’M BEGINNING TO MISS PAST AND FUTURE KARKAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING SAD THAT IS?
I cAn SuPpLy EvErYoNe WiTh SiCk FuCkinG pIe AnD fAyGo BO)
THAT SOUNDS… POTENTIALLY LETHAL.
NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING.
We CoUlD gEt OuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg paRtY oN aGaIn :O)
HONESTLY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYONE IN A REALLY LONG TIME. HELL, I’M BEGINNING TO MISS PAST AND FUTURE KARKAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING SAD THAT IS?
NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING.
Yes, all has indeed been quiet on the Tumblr front of late. Are you feeling lonely, Karcat?
Did you, perhaps…
miss me?
YES.
OF COURSE I FUCKING DID, IDIOT.
NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING.
SO
HUMAN CANDY IS PRETTY GREAT
AND JOHN LOOKS CUTE WHEN HE’S DRESSED AS A GHOST
October 2011
183 posts
Oh my, Vamdas, was that innuendo? I wasn’t even aware you could be suggestive; I thought you preferred invasive commentary on other people’s relationships to making progress on your own.
HEY FUCK YOU. I JUST NEVER HAD ENOUGH OF A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE PROGRESS IN, EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? NO ONE’S EVER BEEN MUTUALLY INTERESTED.
WAIT, FUCK, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. GODDAMMIT.
Vamdas, if you keep making this so easy for me I fear I may incinerate my laptop through the sheer force of my aura of smug superiority.
And no-one wants that. So can’t you try just a little harder, or is that an unreasonable expectation on my part?
I THINK EXPECTING ANYTHING OF YOU WOULD BE UNREASONABLE. ABOUT ALL YOU CAN DO IS KNIT AND SNARK IMPOTENTLY AT PEOPLE THROUGH COMPUTER SCREENS. NOT THAT IT’S ANY PROBLEM WITH ME, BUT IT LIMITS OUR INTERACTIONS A BIT.
SOME SORT OF PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT.: timelineguerrilla: A Tangled Yarn: timelineguerrilla: mackins so... →
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A Tangled Yarn: timelineguerrilla: mackins so irregulartrolls like my own candy…
mackins so irregular
trolls like my own candy bar
hes got somethin
i aint frontin
feeling so spectacular
moving with
you got it
right moving lips dont
give no…
i dont give any kind of shit about interspecies relationships
i give negative fucks
theres a black hole of fucks forming out of the mass collecting from the very mention of your bullshit statement
my near tangible distaste is for you
i fucking hate you vamdas and not in your freaky troll way im talking straight up human loathing here
lets get that out in the open
let that sit and fester in the air for a while
i want you to fuck off and crawl back into whatever fucking hole you came out of
I’M NOT GOING FUCKING ANYWHERE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FORCE ME OUT OF YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLES, THAT IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING.
AS IT HAPPENS, I HOLD A FAIRLY HEALTHY DISTASTE FOR YOU TOO. AND YES, IT’S COMPLETELY PLATONIC LOATHING. YOU’RE A FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN AND EVERY NIGHT I WISH DEARLY THAT YOU SUFFOCATE IN A PILE OF THOSE FUCKING PUPPET MONSTROSITIES YOUR LUSUS FILLS YOUR HOME WITH. THEN I’D FINALLY BE FUCKING RID OF YOU AND YOUR TOXIC FUCKING INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE.
YOU’RE A FUCKING JOKE.
YOU DIDN’T OFFEND ANYTHING. I ASSURE YOU, I COULD SAY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GO EVEN PINKER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. I WON’T, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HOLD A BASIC SENSE OF DECENCY AND PROPRIETY AND I KNOW THAT NOW ISN’T THE TIME FOR IT.
MAYBE TONIGHT.
Oh, is it for tonight you’ve planned our rendezvous?
I anticipate it eagerly. Though I feel it only fair to warn you that after years of verbal sparring with my brother, I suspect my ability to blush has been irreparably damaged.
I’m sure one of us can succeed in embarrassing the other, but I doubt it will be you.
MAYBE IT’S NOT EMBARRASSMENT I’M AFTER.
Oh my, Vamdas, was that innuendo? I wasn’t even aware you could be suggestive; I thought you preferred invasive commentary on other people’s relationships to making progress on your own.
HEY FUCK YOU. I JUST NEVER HAD ENOUGH OF A RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE PROGRESS IN, EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? NO ONE’S EVER BEEN MUTUALLY INTERESTED.
WAIT, FUCK, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. GODDAMMIT.
Oh, I think humans understand troll romance better than you suspect.
………….
Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend your delicate troll sensibilities?
I know how much more tender and easily-shocked your culture is as compared to ours.
YOU DIDN’T OFFEND ANYTHING. I ASSURE YOU, I COULD SAY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GO EVEN PINKER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. I WON’T, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HOLD A BASIC SENSE OF DECENCY AND PROPRIETY AND I KNOW THAT NOW ISN’T THE TIME FOR IT.
MAYBE TONIGHT.
Oh, is it for tonight you’ve planned our rendezvous?
I anticipate it eagerly. Though I feel it only fair to warn you that after years of verbal sparring with my brother, I suspect my ability to blush has been irreparably damaged.
I’m sure one of us can succeed in embarrassing the other, but I doubt it will be you.
MAYBE IT’S NOT EMBARRASSMENT I’M AFTER.
Oh, I think humans understand troll romance better than you suspect.
………….
Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend your delicate troll sensibilities?
I know how much more tender and easily-shocked your culture is as compared to ours.
YOU DIDN’T OFFEND ANYTHING. I ASSURE YOU, I COULD SAY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GO EVEN PINKER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. I WON’T, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HOLD A BASIC SENSE OF DECENCY AND PROPRIETY AND I KNOW THAT NOW ISN’T THE TIME FOR IT.
MAYBE TONIGHT.
A Tangled Yarn: timelineguerrilla: mackins so irregulartrolls like my own candy…
mackins so irregular
trolls like my own candy bar
hes got somethin
i aint frontin
feeling so spectacular
moving with
you got it
right moving lips dont
give no shit
gonna take it
cant take it without it
didnt know i would ever need this shit im
sliding gonna ride…
oh god
YOU SEEM EMBARRASSED, DAVE. DID YOU NOT REMEMBER SERENADING US ALL ABOUT THE FLUSHED FEELINGS YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE? TAVROS SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN IT FAIRLY SERIOUSLY. YOU WOULDN’T LEAD HIM ON, WOULD YOU?
ALSO, I AM OF COURSE ASSUMING THAT YOUR APPARENT DISTASTE FOR MY INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS WILL STOP, GIVEN THE OBVIOUS HYPOCRISY UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
IN SHORT, HA HA HA HA HA.
Is Anyone Else Planning To Participate In The Earth Halloween Holiday
Rose Assures Me It Is Most Enjoyable
I Am In The Process Of Making My Costume And Will Post A Picture On The Day Of
Which I Believe Is Three Days From Now If I Am Remembering Correctly
I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND THIS HOLIDAY. WHAT’S IT ABOUT? JOHN JUST MAKES WEIRD HIGH-PITCHED “WOOOOO” NOISES AT ME WHENEVER I ASK, WHICH IS WEIRD AND NOT HELPFUL AT ALL.
I tHiNk I gOt It HoNk
WhEn EvErYoNe JoInS tOgEtHeR tO gEt AlL uP iN tHe MoThErFuCkInG cElEbRaTiNg ThE mIrAcLeS tO hOw ThOsE pUmPkInS aPpEaR aNd GeT tHeIr MoThErFuCkiNg CoStUmE oN aNd ChIlL tOgEtHeR aS oNe
AnD wAtCh FuCkiNg MoViEs AbOuT cLoWnS fRoM oUtErSpaCe ThAt KiLl
… CAN SOMEONE WHO MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS.
SOME SORT OF PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT.: Is Anyone Else Planning To Participate In The Earth Halloween Holiday →
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Rose Assures Me It Is Most Enjoyable
I Am In The Process Of Making My Costume And Will Post A Picture On The Day Of
Which I Believe Is Three Days From Now If I Am Remembering Correctly
I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND THIS HOLIDAY….
its a masterpiece of human cinema
standing as very nearly the foremost example of the medium
i hope youre ready for a life changing experience karcat
I SOMEHOW DOUBT THIS WILL BE THE CASE.
Is Anyone Else Planning To Participate In The Earth Halloween Holiday
Rose Assures Me It Is Most Enjoyable
I Am In The Process Of Making My Costume And Will Post A Picture On The Day Of
Which I Believe Is Three Days From Now If I Am Remembering Correctly
I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND THIS HOLIDAY. WHAT’S IT ABOUT? JOHN JUST MAKES WEIRD HIGH-PITCHED “WOOOOO” NOISES AT ME WHENEVER I ASK, WHICH IS WEIRD AND NOT HELPFUL AT ALL.
you havent watched ghostbusters yet
are you even dating
IT’S ON THE LIST, WE’RE WORKING THROUGH “NIC CAGE” FIRST. SOMETHING CALLED “LITTLE MONSTERS” IS ON THERE TOO, WHICH LOOKS… STRANGE.
